In Albion

I'm feelin so tired, can't understand it; I just got a fortnight's sleep.
I'm feelin so strung, I'm so distracted; ain't touched a thing all week.
I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy; ain't touched a drink all night.
I'm feelin hungry, can't see the reason; just had a horsemeat pie.
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oldhollywood:

Luis Buñuel & Salvador Dali, circa 1930
Impress that special surrealist girl in your life*:
“As a young man, [Salvador] Dali was totally asexual, and forever making fun of friends who fell in love or ran after women - until the day he lost his virginity to Gala & wrote me a 6-page letter detailing, in his own inimitable way, the pleasures of carnal love. (Gala’s the only woman he ever really made love to. Of course, he’s seduced many, particularly American heiresses; but those seductions usually entailed stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman’s shoulders, and, without a word, showing them to the door.)”
-excerpted from Luis Buñuel’s autobiography, My Last Sigh
*Remember to allow eggs to cool for at least 2 minutes before applying

Don’t we all do this??

oldhollywood:

Luis Buñuel & Salvador Dali, circa 1930

Impress that special surrealist girl in your life*:

“As a young man, [Salvador] Dali was totally asexual, and forever making fun of friends who fell in love or ran after women - until the day he lost his virginity to Gala & wrote me a 6-page letter detailing, in his own inimitable way, the pleasures of carnal love. (Gala’s the only woman he ever really made love to. Of course, he’s seduced many, particularly American heiresses; but those seductions usually entailed stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman’s shoulders, and, without a word, showing them to the door.)”

-excerpted from Luis Buñuel’s autobiography, My Last Sigh

*Remember to allow eggs to cool for at least 2 minutes before applying

Don’t we all do this??

02/21/2010 22:27
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